Tori Needs Dough, Christinas Public Show
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Now that Mel Gibson and Jesus are no longer BFFs after the actor/director’s drunken, bigoted tirade earlier this week, Hollywood’s been shaken off its axis. Ever since the Insane Middle-Aged Man of the Year Award has been begrudgingly passed on from Tom Cruise to Mel, other stars are behaving like the full moon has taken a permanent position over the Sunset strip.
tori’s cash flow
As expected, Tori Spelling was pretty much excluded from her father’s will, receiving only $500,000 of his $300 million fortune. So, what’s a girl who’s hard on her luck and strapped for cash to do? Well, Tori’s selling more than 200 pieces of her designer clothing on eBay.I, for one, am shocked. Why can’t Tori make rent? Not only did she marry a D-list Canadian actor, but she’s also a very serious Lifetime actress.
joe + jessica
Joe Simpson is creepy. I mean, we always saw the way he looked at Jessica on his cameos in The Newlyweds, but those stares weren’t enough to make accusations. These new statements made by the former minister, however -- as quoted by The Scoop -- are:

